Limerick about gentleness

There once was man who was gentle

But he was quite judgemental

He thought he was funny

So he tried a joke out on a bunny

Then he gave the bunny a lentil

By Charlotte C

Johhnycake' adventures

Hi my name is Johnnycake and I'll show you how to kill a buckerballshrofferhackingshrillyfudgyhoneybird.You just do this. Hi buckerballshrofferhackingshrillyfudgyhoneybird. You're about to die. And the buckerballshrofferhackingshrillyfudgyhoneybird dies of fright.

Hey I'm Johnnycake I'll show ya how ta kill the Shrieking Bunnyfarting Jasher. Just say go away. It'll say beachhead and die.

Johnnycake here and I'll show you peeps how ta kill da peckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpeckpecking thingymibobbylobbysobbynobbydobbying bird. Get a tiny nerd gun (yes nerd not nerf). It'll run away straight into a bog and die. Johnnycake

Hey it's Johnnycake here. Today it's the toad. Nah jokes we've got the lollipop toad. Give it a lollipop it'll get drunk and die. Bye bye beachheads.

Hey guys Johnnycake here. Today we've got the alien milk shake. To kill this chuck a banana flavoured milkshake onto it. It'll squeak We We We We We Milkshake and fall in to the Milky Way.

Wacky web tale - Carlos #2

Goooooal!

Only four minutes left, and the score was tied 100, 10000 to 100, 10000. “Get in there,borrie!” cried Coach burger. “I'm counting on you to help us win the game.”

I grabbed my lucky dog and jumped onto the field. What luck. I got the dog right away and raced past three opponents. The crowd was growling. I kicked the dog right at the goal. “ahhhhhhhhh!,” I missed! The crowd became silent. I spotted queen and pascal in the stands looking very disappointed.

The other team had the dog with only two minutes left — that is until I intercepted it! Iran toward the goal and smashed the dog right into the net. “Goooooal!” screamed the announcer.

The crowd was slurping wildly. “Hooray for borrie! borrie! borrie! borrie!”

Then my alarm clock woke me up for school.

wacky web tale by caleb

A New Sport

Luke and I decided to try out the newest sport at clevedon. It's called silly hat. The object of the game is to kick a(n) silly hat all the way to the end of the field. Every time you do, the fans yell “abracadabra!” and you get 1000000 points. The person with the most points wins.

Luke started and kicked the hat halfway down the field. What a shot! Then it was my turn. I picked up the hat, took aim, and missed completely. I felt so smelly! I tried again, and this time I kicked the hat all the way to the end of the field. The fans in the stands hollered “abracadabra!” I won the game!

Now I am the champion of clevedon! I didn't want Luke to feel badly, so I treated Luke to a trip to papa jacks for a(n) chocolate sundae with alcohol on top!

Wacky web tale by Maritha

Summer Fun

Every summer, people head to Lake Maritha near Auckland. There are so many things to do at the lake. Lots of people snorkel, hoping to catch a glimpse of the clever Bottle nose Dolphins that live in the lake.

On Saturdays, people have swimming relay races. Each team has 3 members. Swimmers carry Beach balls that are passed from one team member to the next. The winning team is awarded Lollies and Medals. Lots of people come to watch the races. They cheer on teams by shouting, “SUMMER!”

After the races, people paddle their friends around the lake. Then everyone comes back to shore for a picnic of Mango sandwiches and Coconut sundaes. Someone usually plays the music while people eat.

People are sad when the summer ends. But everyone looks forward to the next summer at Lake Maritha when they can snorkel above the clever Bottle nose Dolphins, swim for prizes of Lollies and Medals, and paddle their friends . 

wacky web tales by alyssa

Burp!

abracadabra had everything a(n) dog could ask for. He had colours food, a big, loud bed, and the harford family to look after him.

One morning abracadabra woke up. “I'm hungry!” he said. He went down to the bedroom but everyone in the harford family was still asleep. “I guess I'll have to find my own breakfast,” he said.

abracadabra went outside and barked down the street. On the sidewalk, he saw a(n)anoying tree. “Gulp!” Down went the tree. “Not bad!” said abracadabra.

Next, abracadabra headed for the park. There he found a pair of ears just sitting on a bench. “Gulp! Gulp.” Down went the ears. “Mmmm, cerly!” said abracadabra.

abracadabra was feeling very nosie as he skipped over to a video store. There he saw some tasty video games. “Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!” abracadabra swallowed mincrat and mavle superheros whole.

“RUN !!!!!!! It must be time to go home,” said abracadabra. He flipped back home and up the stairs to his loud bed.

“Breakfast! Time for breakfast, abracadabra!” called Mrs. harford.

“I don't feel very well,” groaned abracadabra. “It must have been those strawberries I ate for supper last night.” Burp!

Wacky web tales by Carlos

We were using Wacky web tales today for ALL. Here is my story:

The Beach

Hooray! Summer is finally here, and that means we can go to the beach! Today, my family is going to Clevedon Beach, and I can bring a friend with me. I decide to invite my best friend Toto. I know toto will want to go with us. She thinks going to the beach is crazy!

We start our beach day by watching the sunrise, and then eating breakfast at Uncle Carlos's Pancake Hut. I always get lolly flavored pancakes.

After breakfast we fall the waves, go pushing for seashells, and wrote a sandcastle. Then we eat the lunch we packed for the beach. It's my favorite—apple sandwiches. The only time apple sandwiches are not so zomome is when you drop them in the sand.

By 6am, everyone's had enough of the beach. But clevedon Beach is fun at night, too! There is a really screaming boardwalk. It's always crowded with people. Would you believe we saw my teacher miss thomas there, eating a huge banana split?

There are a lot of cool shops on the boardwalk. You can get a little hermit cat, but make sure your mom and dad say it's okay! My favorite store is the jewelry store. toto and I each buy a rope bracelet that will writing when it gets wet. Pretty pointy!

By 8:00, we're all ready to head home. I usually fall asleep on the ride home. I can't wait to go to clevedon Beach again.