Unicorn Poop

"Hey have you noticed the giant bucket and spade?" Asked Steve. "Yeah, sure did bro." Shouted Jimmy from the other end of the beach. "Uummm, guys, I think we have a problem." Murmured Bob nervously. 

Previously at 11 o'clock... 

"Wanna go to the beach today on our magical flying unicorns?" Questioned Fred (pronounced Flread.). "Yeah! I wanna go fly my unicorn." Exclaimed Bob. "Me too." Answered Steve. "I wanna eat unicorn poop, whoops I mean the icecream kind." "Jimmy!" (Pronounced with three e's, Jimmieee.) chorused Bob, Fred and Steve. So the four flew on their unicorns on the way to the beach while eating unicorn poop. (Unicorn poop is rainbow coloured and flavoured icecream with silver and gold stars for baby unicorns.). ( Unicorn poop is vanilla coloured and flavoured icecream with rainbow coloured sprinkles.). 

On the way to the beach they caught a glimpse of Lazy Larry trying to do a poo. "Larry is lazy, he can't do a poo." Jeered the local bullies in a singsong voice. "FOCUS!" Shouted Steve. "OKAY THEN!" Shouted back Bob from his pet unicorn named Bobby. (Oh sorry, the unicorns names are Bobby, Stevie, Jim and Freddy. It's pretty obvious who owns who. So back to the story.). "Jeez, don't shout Bob." Exclaimed Fred. So... Finally the four got to the beach. 

When the unicorns were tied up and eating each other's poop Bob ran off to look at a red dot in the distance. But Steve had got a head start. "Hey guys, come over here shouted Fred who was already at the red dot. "Hey have you noticed the giant bucket and spade?" Asked Steve. "Yeah, sure did bro." Shouted Jimmy from the other end of the beach. "Uummm, guys, I think we have a problem." Murmured Bob nervously. "Yeah what is it?" Asked Fred glancing over his shoulder. "There's two giant buckets." Shouted Bob. "WHAT!!!" Shouted the three all at once. Huffing and puffing a fat figure came racing down the beach. (Well not exactly racing but you get the point. Now to continue...). It was Lazy Larry. "Hey you four can you come with me, it's urgent?" Asked Lazy Larry. "What is it?" Questioned Fred. "Can you help me do a poo?" Whispered Lazy Larry nervously. "NO WAY!" Shouted all four at once. 

" I mean icecream poo!" Piped up Lazy Larry. "OK?!" Exclaimed a confused Steve. "Let me get this straight, Lazy Larry wants us to help him do a unicorn poo?" Questioned Bob confidently. "Correcto! Now can you four come with me so I can do a unicorn poo." Demanded a very fed up Lazy Larry. 

5 hours later

"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Screamed a very sore and scared Lazy Larry. A giant bucket was on Lazy Larrys front lawn. "What the..." Said a both confused and frightened Jimmy. The four ran in terror out of Lazy Larrys house and back to the beach where their unicorns wher tied up. "Master, master, we saw two giant buckets racing towards Lazy Larrys house. We asked them why and they told us that they were gonna eat you four." Blurted out an extremely frightened Stevie. "Uh oh." The four raced off all eager to destroy the buckets. When the four met up again they each had their own candy weapon. Steve had a chocolate sword, Bob had a bubblegum blaster, Jimmy had a fizzy candy magic wand and Fred had a liquorice whip. The four all raced off to find the buckets that they were hoping to destroy. When they found the buckets they realised they were inside a cave with the water rising rapidly. "We didn't get to say goodbye to our unicorns!" Jimmy cried. 

Meanwhile...

"I want Fred!" Freddy told his friends. "Yeah! I want my master!" Replied Bobby. 

Back in the cave...

BANG! CRACK! SMASH! The giant red buckets had smashed into the back of the cave. THUD! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! An opening suddenly appeared. Then as if by magic a thought struck the four. "Why don't we escape through that opening." So the four hurried along the slightly uphill, dark, damp, low and narrow passage. 

38 tiring, long and damp minutes later...

"I can see light." Croaked a dehydrated Jimmy. "Please say that we are nearly out of this passageway." Pleaded Bob. "I just want to see my darling Stevie." Steve cried out, then burst into tears. 

Meanwhile...

"Hey! look! A secret passage!" Shouted out Jim. "Let's go down it." Stevie exclaimed excitedly. So the four unicorns galloped off down the passage which their masters were in. 

Back to the buckets and humans...

"Treasure!!!" Screamed all four at once. As they were gazing at the glimmering gold their four pet unicorns came trotting in breathlessly. "YAY! Master, we thought we had lost you forever." Panted Bobby. "WE-ARE-GOING-TO-EAT-YOU!" Beeped the giant robotics as they came crashing in. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!" Screamed Fred but then calmly told the others... "Grab some of the treasure though."

368 police sirens later...

"Are you fellas OK?!" Asked chief constable donut head. "Yup!" Answered the four and their talking pet unicorns in unison. "So tell me, where's the treasure?" Chief constable donut head asked but then hurriedly told everyone, "Don't worry the giant robotic buckets have been destroyed and sent back to planet robot." He then asked the group of eight, "So what about the treasure?" But they just replied, "That's our little secret."

The end!  

By Charlotte.C