nerd and dum

Once upon a time there was a man named nerd and he was a bit of a retard but he had a crush on someone her name was don.nerd and don were totally different nerd was a nerd and don was a popular person but theres a chance anyway back to the story about nerd.

Nerd meet a guy named dum and guess what dum is not good at anything except for rugby so they ended up being friends and dum did all of nerds sports stuff and nerd did dums exams and stuff it worked out perfectly intill.

Nerd was going to america with his rugby team and dum had a spelling bee and nerd was really bad at rugby and dum I cant explain how bad he is at spelling well actually ask him to spell anything he will get it wrong gurantee.

When they got to nerds house nerd started helping dum with his spelling he asked him to spell a and guess what he spelt it z then he asked how do you spell z he said a. 

When they got to school guess who was there fatso and guess what fatso weighed yup you got it 1 ton is that even normal for a 8 year old but he was really good at rugby cause he would just run over people and also he was good at spelling because he would just fart and he'd win by being the only contestant did you know he won the spelling bees from when he was born 2006 and that was all by default and he was coming to the spelling bee to.

As dum enterd the stage his heart was pumping as the judges introduced him the judge said out on the right is duck duck goose and joining him is fatso and to the left is john jonstondon and right beside him is d....u.....m aren't you dum anyway lets start ok first word for dum is follow ok is it g.....o.....l and that is wrong now fatso you word is jam j.....a....m correcto now john your word is smell ok s....y....y is that right no its wrong and john went so crasy he burnt the building down but a few seconds later everybody was gone except dum and the judge so the judge said congratulations you won 

And the next day at school fatso came in saying I won the spelling bee then john came in and said no i won and then dum said no even the judge said I won sore losers then john said DONT SAY THAT and what did he do he burnt the building down.

The next day there was no school but those three were all there and they started having a fight and dum said i hate you fatso and john and john was like my name is rage i changed it so what did he do he burnt dum and thats the end of the story