Pirate Us 2

Piarate Us 2 (a parody of zombieland)

It's a zombie apocalypse! Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Ok I bet your wondering how this zombie apocalypse started so sit back it's a long story. 

y'know in pirate us one how the bad guys died from the volcano. Well that volcano contained flech from a golden tiger that once fell in the volcano. But if you mix soft golden tiger flesh with that volcano it makes zombie mixture. And since the bad guys touched lava from that volcano they became zombies. It also allows them to come up to graves and rise zombies from them. Thats enough you should know about the zombies. Wait almost forgot Jon, Harry and Ethan gave up being pirates so they changed their names to less pirate like names so they changed their names to Ethan-Jo Jo Jon-Felix and Harry kept his name for some strange reason.

Also Harry, Ethan, Felix, Banana and everybody else has been suviving for months Harry, Jo Jo  and Felix are lucky cause they all have shotguns.(Banana has a mini one)Now the story of them surviving.

 It was one night at about 12:00pm and they really needed to go toilet, but there's just one huge danger! Which is in the toilets, zombies hide in toilets ( not in the actual toilet, just in the bathroom and can attack people who go in there. Now back to the story. They were just about to open the door to the bathroom when, BOOM, the bathroom door crashed opened, and they got the fright of their lives... A running zombie! It chased them all around then another running zombie joined them! Then Felix had an great idea "how about we split up and I'll meet you guys at that car over there and we'll drive away. "Great idea" said Jo Jo and Harry. So they split up and about two minutes later they were all in the car (all in the front seat). And to warn you all, always check the back seat, zombies are smart enough to climb in your back seat and while your not in the car, and when'll get in... BOOM! they get you. 

So while they drove away a zombie popped up and gave them a massive fright. Then they crashed into a wall and they went unconscious but the zombie got them and they all turned into zombies and then the whole world did.( don't worry this is story world )Ha just kidding they wore seatbelts and the zombie flew out of the front window of the car. O zombie you really need to wear your seatbelt.( well he learnt a lesson) They thought it was dead. But the zombie crawled up to them but Harry shot it dead with his gun. Luckily they suvived but they had no food no water and no toilet.

 The next day they were walking around the airport where a lot of dead cars were, then they heard a noise, it was a car driving towards them, but not fastly. The car stopped, the car door opened, they pointed their guns, it was a man!(with a pretty cool ride) The man said "hop in" so they did.

"Huhhh, a toilet!" Said Harry.

 They all said "who are you"? "The names jake" jake replied. "Where are you taking us"? They said, "You'll see" jake said. So they waited, until they saw a truck on the side of the road, a candy truck, they thought "why did he take us to a candy truck"?" Why did you take us here"? Asked Jo Jo "These candys are my favourite food" said jake. Now on the count of three lets bash the door down. One two three! CRASH!

"OH damit!" Said Jake. "Why did you say that?" said Felix. "Because their flippin mini pies!" Shouted Jake, "well on the bright side at least we have food" said Harry. "And their warm too" said Jo Jo. "But I love those"said Jake.

 Then they drove to a supermarket. "Why did you take us here?" Said Harry. "The worlds not going to kill the zombies by its own, that's why we're going to kill all the zombies."said Jake.

So jake showed Harry, Banana, Jo Jo and Felix his weapons in the boot of the car. He showed them shears, chainsaw a machete and a mini sub machine gun. "you've got pretty cool weapons" said Jo Jo , "of course" said jake. So Jake gave them a weapon each, Harry got the chainsaw, Jo Jo got the machete, Felix got the shears and banana got the mini sub machine gun.

So they went inside and it was pretty empty until a zombie popped up from the corner of a shelf. And banana shot it. "Well that was fast", said Harry. 

Boom! Two zombies jumped out from the shelfs." I was wrong" said Harry  "JEEZ zombies you gave me a fright," said Felix. As he killed them with the shears, "ok these shears are awesome! Felix shouted. Then two zombies came around from the corner, "CHAINSAW TIME" screamed Harry. As he wasted the zombies with his chainsaw. "My turn" said Jo Jo as he chopped the heads of two zombies. There were no more zombies left in the supermarket. 

"YEAH!" everyone said.

 "We've almost killed all the zombies" said Jake, "how do you know"? said Harry. "On my how many zombies are alive tracker" said jake. "Ok" said Jo Jo. Then they hopped in the car and Jake said "the last destination..." said jake " is Disneyland" "by the way theme park zombies only come in the night not the day."

"So they all got machine guns with infinity ammo and went to a huge Ferris wheel. Then jake said, "first Check that if you shoot it once it goes and if you shoot it again it will stop" so they hopped inside, shot the machine when they got to the top and waited ten minutes then millions of zombies arrived in one

 "SHOOT" they all screamed. This was the biggest thing in there lives. The risk, the skill and the braveness. And so they just keep shooting, and shooting and shooting. And now well they shoot we shall have a song. ( to the tune of Get lucky)"And we've come to far to give up on this shoot. So let's raise our guns and our stuff to the stars. Dann dann, I'm up all night to shoot guns, Your up all night to shoot guns, We're up all night to shoot guns, There up all night to get bloody. I'm up all night to shoot guns, your up all night to shoot guns, were up all night to shoot guns, there up all night to get bloody, there up all night to get bloody, sometimes we get to launch zombies, with my tracker thingy, this zombies name is Timmy, and he's about to get bloody, he's about to get bloody, we've almost got victory, hey Harry shoot that last zombie.( robotic voice ) we've now got victory, so let's celebrate happily yeah. And let's start a party. And guys look the zombies are turning back to people again, that's great cause there's no more zombies, that's great cause there's no more zombies.❌1 (guitar)dewn ❌32 

 "WHOO HOO" screamed everyone as the zombies turned back to people again. Everyone was happy because now there were no more zombies. And this was the end of a ( I said a ) adventure. And when I ment a, I didn't mean all adventures! 

PIRATE US 3!

Coming soon!

Pirate us written by Harrison king